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WonderfulTime

Hello, I'm Ted. I'm a loser.
Jun 18 '13
“When you decide to die, little things begin to happen. You stop looking both ways before you cross the street, you start answering the door without asking who’s there. You don’t hold onto the railing when you go down the escalator, you play with matches. You smoke, and breathe it in, actually praying it will make a difference. Deciding to die is actually almost nice, in a way. You stop caring. Even if you are not pro-actively looking for ways to kill yourself, you stop looking for ways to survive. ”
— (via felicefawn)

(Source: choke97)

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Jun 17 '13

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: rustlecrowe)

67,986 notes (via sir-broccoli & rustlecrowe)

Jun 15 '13
tori221b: mojosodope178: “trust fall” “DAMN IT JOE” WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD JFC

tori221b:

mojosodope178:

“trust fall”

“DAMN IT JOE”

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD JFC

(Source: petapeta)

182,914 notes (via sir-broccoli & petapeta)

Jun 11 '13
pantsareunwelcome: The biggest plot twist of all time.

pantsareunwelcome:

The biggest plot twist of all time.

(Source: theshellshack)

63,191 notes (via sir-broccoli & theshellshack)

Jun 10 '13

punsicle:

take a shot for every post involving video games on your dash

65,958 notes (via yourmillygoat & punsicle)

Jun 10 '13

5 notes

Jun 10 '13

mareeps:

remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs

(Source: drarna)

175,845 notes (via ginger-business & drarna)

Jun 10 '13

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

only one reason i want u Mom com home

  • make hte spagheti

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3,355 notes (via ginger-business & foodchewer)

Jun 10 '13
crocketingsolly: “I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!

crocketingsolly:

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!

98,099 notes (via sir-broccoli & crocketingsolly)

Jun 6 '13

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

61,011 notes (via yourmillygoat & jcatgrl)